Keanu Reeves was in the news recently for apparently fathering several kids and not taking responsibility. An Ontario lady claimed they had slept together and she felt he was the father, but didn't have the funds to get a paternity test. She was calling for a DNA test, as well as money, from the 45-year old Reeves.
Reeves was cleared eventually, as Reeves claimed to not even know who the lady was. He wasn't available for comment. We did, however, manage to catch this photo of him coming out of his cave:
Okay, so he didn't come out of a cave. But dear God, man, shave or something. You're fucking 45.
